We are in Melb for Midwinter (and Anne was asking whether you are planning on coming down, too). And oh, the two dukes in question shall remain nameless, but Blondie and I were doing a running Mills-and-Boon commentary on it, accompanied by much giggling. Especially when one of them said quite loudly "I had it in there, I just couldn't get a good thrust!". They bring it on themselves!
I even got some sewing done, although it was only an underdress for the small girl, and a pile of linen napkins (I am civilising the masses!).