Nothing works for me except starchy carbs! Popcorn ahoy! I think what I need is a good night's sleep. Fucking restless legs, fucking sore boobs, fucking cat, fucking argh!
Hey now, watch that fucking stuff--that is what got you into this situation in the first place! They say that cats can conceive whilst already pregnant--you wouldn't want to find out the hard way that they can also impregnate a pregnant human! ;-)
I am indeed knocked up. 12 weeks in, and the novelty of feeling exhausted and ill constantly has worn off. *shouts a bit* *bursts into tears* *retires to couch with Nutella and Outrageous Fortune* *realises that the jar is empty and I've watched all the OF episodes* *shouts and cries some more*
Well, congatulations! Hooray! You poor thing. When does the 'glowy' thing kick in? (or is that a myth?) As for the nutella and the OF, I think you may have to upgrade to Lindt and True Blood. (Awesome chocolate, trashy viewing!)
I was plenty glowy with the small girl, and now I am sick and tired and sick :( I'm hoping this will abate somewhat now that the firt trimestre is over. Alas I have no True Blood at hand. Perhaps I should send not_an_elf on a mission...
Firstly, CONGRATS!!!!! Secondly, you are a mentally strong woman, you can beat this. And in the end you will be happier for it! (guessing here based on how happy you are with the little girl) Thirdly, sit down with a block of your favorite chocolate and a great big stack of horribly girlly movies.... finish the stack and chocolate Forthly, invest in tissue factory :D
*hugs of death and doooooooooom!!!!* Hope your okay...
Thanks :) Chocolate acutally makes me feel a bit sick (the only thing that doesn't at the moment is popcrn, sadly). But yay, crappy movies! not_an_elf is going away for work next week, so I can watch them to my heart's content. After I've painted the bathroom, and a bunch of other things.
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(Eventually.)
Can I get you anything?
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I know it will be fine, I'm just tired and mental and I don't bloody know, and Blondie is going to leave me at this rate!
I hope your arm feels better soon, love :(
*squishes you, but not your arm*
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*Squishes back! One-armed!*
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I drank a lot of peppermint tea when I was pregnant. Helped to calm my tummy.
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*shouts a bit*
*bursts into tears*
*retires to couch with Nutella and Outrageous Fortune*
*realises that the jar is empty and I've watched all the OF episodes*
*shouts and cries some more*
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You poor thing. When does the 'glowy' thing kick in? (or is that a myth?)
As for the nutella and the OF, I think you may have to upgrade to Lindt and True Blood. (Awesome chocolate, trashy viewing!)
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Also congratulations!!!
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But yay for herbal tea (go the raspberry leaf!), and chocolate, and sleeping on the couch :)
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Secondly, you are a mentally strong woman, you can beat this. And in the end you will be happier for it! (guessing here based on how happy you are with the little girl)
Thirdly, sit down with a block of your favorite chocolate and a great big stack of horribly girlly movies.... finish the stack and chocolate
Forthly, invest in tissue factory :D
*hugs of death and doooooooooom!!!!* Hope your okay...
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Chocolate acutally makes me feel a bit sick (the only thing that doesn't at the moment is popcrn, sadly). But yay, crappy movies!